Arbitrary Flights of Fancy

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Conversations With Kids…Crazy Weather

My state is known for the unpredictability of its weather.  It is not uncommon to experience bits of all four seasons in a single day. Yesterday was one of those … Continue reading

February 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

Conversations with kids…A Vegetarian Christmas

Actual conversation I held today with several 5th graders: Kid #1: “So, you’re a vegetarian, right?” Me:  “Yes.  And what does this have to do with the reading lesson?” Kid … Continue reading

December 19, 2013

Testicles…the new thing in holiday decor??

You can’t go wrong with a title like that!  (I apologize up front for this post) 🙂 Mr. One Woman and I are in the market for a new artificial … Continue reading

November 21, 2013 · 3 Comments

How to Make an Ass of Yourself in Front of Your Entire Staff

Every school year starts the same way. First, we have a “pretend” work day. I believe the main purpose of this day is to make sure we are all physically … Continue reading

September 3, 2012 · 3 Comments